You probably already realise this, but what you're holding is no ordinary pack of condoms. No-siree. You've gone for the naughty pack of Big Richards. These bad boys come with 10 condoms and a vibrating ring. Definately not for those that blush easily.
Take a deep breath. It's cool. That old lady isn't staring at you. (But if she is, give her a wink)
All you need to is casually walk up to the counter and place the condoms front and centre. And when that's all over, run! You've clearly got some place you need to be. Maybe the car? Or behind a pot plant? Or maybe some place so kinky we can't even mention it.
At Big Richard we're all about sex, more fun and more mischief. So no matter what you're into, or about to get into, Big Richard's up for it.