Hey, you. Yeah, you. You're buying condoms right now, aren't you? Nice work. Mission nearly accomplished.
We have a mission too, you know. At Big Richard, we think you can't have too much of a good thing. So we're on a mission to get everyone having more sex, more often and with all the safety but less of the raincoat. Enter Big Richard Ultra Thin Condoms.
They may be ultra, ultra thin (like, less than the width of a human hair!) but they're also ultra strong because let's face it, only some risks are worth taking. Say, taking your boss on the boardroom table or trying it on with your hot new flatmate or, even better, your hot new flatmate's mum or... you get the gist.
But let's not sit here chatting all day. You've obviously got better stuff to do by the look of things. And remember, whatever you're into, or about to get into, Big Richard's up for it.