| Monkey Spanker Male Masturbator |
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| Jenifer's Opinion |
| Well I suppose the girls have got their Rabbit Vibrator so why cant the guys have something equally as effective! This new male masturbator is designed and made in England with superior materials and long lasting durability. Its also super easy to clean compared with 'sleeves' and other traditional masturbation devices. The added vibrations that it produces are a welcome extra, by it can be used just as effectively with or without the vibrations. Its also very discreet looking which is a bonus!
The opening of the Monkey Spanker is actually much larger than it looks in the photo. |
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| What's on the Back of the Box |
The Monkey Spanker has been designed to be fun and functional, It's discreet & slim slender design make it easy to clean and store when not in use, only forming a functional tube when needed. The Monkey Spanker is made using a highly specialised real feel medical grade material that is both FDA & RoSH approved, is very durable and will last a very long time with proper care.
Monkey Spanker Instructions
Have fun! The Monkey Spanker has been designed to be fun and functional, It's discreet slim slender design make it easy to clean and store when not in use, only forming a functional tube when needed. Monkey Spanker is made using a highly specialised real feel medical grade material that is both FDA & RoSH approved, is very durable and will last a very long time with proper care.
Always use with lubrication.
For best results use Monkey Spanker when you're turned on. Monkey Spanker is designed to be used on a nice stiff dick. Best ways we know to get one of these is as follows:
1. Watch some porn - always guaranteed to get your dick as stiff as a crow bar. Lube up the spanker, turn on the vibratior and spank for England (or whichever country you're from).
2. Pull out your favourite adult mag. Looking at all those hot asses will have you harder than a Hungarian bare knuckle fighter in no time. Repeat as above.
3. Get your partner in on the job. Nothing like your partner to get you ripping through the front of your trousers as soon as they say....well..anything as long as they haven't got any clothes on. Then lie back and leave the spanking to them.
4. Gentle Spanking - Ease the central silicone pad over the head of your cock. Best positioned just under your head - at the top of your shaft; making small movements in that area will build into an intense orgasm in no time.
5. Handy bonus usage - Spanking away that morning glory so you'll be able to piss straight and put your trousers on without having to wait an hour before you can leave the house.
6. Tip - Use plenty of lube to get the maximum effect.
"The 'Monkey Spanker' male vibrator is a brand new tool for wanking your cock! Does it work? YOU BET IT DOES! We'd gladly sacrifice a leg to get our hands on a machine of this masturbatory magnificence!"
"This is absolutely fantastic, I have bought loads of pumps in the past and this beats them into the ground. This has got to be the male equivalent of the Rabbit Vibrator."
"An excellent device which still had me shaking for 10 mins after coming."
"Ace! Boyfriend loved it, tonnes of fun, best birthday prezzie I got him."
"Got one from my girlfriend - she blindfolded me and slipped it on my dick; I thought I was getting a blowjob. Nice one!"
"This is a must have for those times when you have to do it and there is no one around. (10 / 10)"
"Loved my Monkey Spanker so much I took it on a trip to France. Got searched at customs, they thought I was carrying drugs and pulled it to bits! Can I buy another one please." |
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Super Fast Express Shipping on all orders |
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This item is In Stock and will ship discreetly tomorrow (Wednesday) via Australia Post Express Post.
FREE Shipping at Femplay for orders over $150.00, else just $9.50 per order. |
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Reviews (The latest, unedited reviews from fellow customers) |
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| Review by RRST2 |
23rd September 2009 |
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I have bought only a few other masturbators off the internet and these were all of the sleeve type. I had seen the monkey spanker around the net and i thought i would give it a go. After looking around, femplay was the cheapest of all the Australian adult stores and as i had already purchased from them i knew how efficient their service was.
Initially, the spanker didn't have the instant feeling of a sleeve masturbator. However after a few more 'spanks' with the missus, it became clear as to why the monkey spanker is so popular. The highly flexible diaphragm can reach right underneath the head producing amazing results with or without the vibrator. Personally i prefer it without the vibrator, but its handy to keep things different. Lube is defiantly a must with this one as the material tends to grab and stick without it which brings things to a halt pretty quickly.
Overall, i was really impressed with the monkey spanker; from price, product quality and of course the awesome feeling, this masturbator is a must try for any guy/couple wanting to change things up. A+ |
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| Review by Anonymous |
2nd June 2009 |
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Although at first hesitant with purchasing my first male masturbator, I finally settled on the Monkey Spanker.
What attracted me to the Monkey Spanker was probably its design. It stands out from all the other male sex toys such as the artificial vaginas, but at the same time, it is discrete. Because really, is "Sex toy" the first thing that comes to mind when you look at this thing? It looks more like something that you would blow bubbles out of. ;)
And the thing feels GREAT! Not as great as say...a real blowjob, but hey, when my partner is not around on a long trip somewhere, it does the job. And when she gets back, it's twice as much fun. Just remember to lube up with your favourite water based lube before you get going, the material it is made out of tends to cling and stick on an unlubed shaft, which isn't much fun.
It also comes with a vibrating bullet, which is great.
In summary, this is a great toy, it is as if somebody else is giving you a handjob, and you don't even have to lie on your arm until you lose feeling anymore! Who says that only the girls can have fun? ;)
Thanks Femplay for the super fast discrete shipping, I got it the next day after ordering! |
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| RRP |
$59.95 |
| Was: |
$57.95 |
| You Save: |
8% |
| Special: |
$54.95 |
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| Material: |
Medical grade material |
| Batteries: |
4 X Watch Batteries (Supplied) |
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