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Average Joe Dildo - Miquel The Bartender  

Average Joe Dildo - Miquel The Bartender

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Hi! I'm Miguel! I may be the guy tending the bar, but I'm really thinking about getting you home and making you a special cocktail. But first, I'd take you out for a wild night on the town...

I call my buddy and get us on the list for the hottest DJ in town. We dance close, the music is pounding, I run my hands along your curves.

We slip out the back door and arrive at the club just in time to catch a secret rock show. You bang your head to the music and I wrap my arms around your waist. I kiss your shoulder, your neck, your ear. You turn to me and smile. I kiss you. Hard...

Let me pour you a cocktail!

8 Good reasons to hook up with Miguel:

  • Miguel's 6" (15.25cm) manhood may be average, but he knows how to shake it
  • His realistic tip and veined shaft feel better than the real thing
  • Miguel loves it when you're thirsty and your thirst can't be quenched
  • His balls slam into you with every thrust; Miguel is always hard and ready to overflow
  • His true to life size will make him your favourite cocktail
  • Harness compatible suction cup base for hands free fun alone or with a lover
  • Waterproof for a round in the shower or tub
  • Phthalate free

Manufacturer Code:  1101300

Additional Info

Additional Info

Material Phthalate Free Rubber
Phthalate Free Yes
Colour Brown
Length 13cm (insertable)
Width 4.5cm
Noise Level Silent
Made In USA
Manufacturer Topco Sex Toys USA
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SamSubmission by (Posted on )
Average is obviously an understatement. It's a little too short for my liking but the realistic feel and the slightly generous girth definitely make up for it. Have tried a couple of other 'realistic' dildos and this is by far my favorite, hands down. Just the right size, not too big, not too small. The suction cap works like a charm. If you're looking for a cheap yet quality dildo that doesn't feel like just any rubber toy, then Average Joe Dildo is for you!

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