{"id":404,"date":"2014-10-28T15:47:29","date_gmt":"2014-10-28T05:47:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/?p=404"},"modified":"2014-10-28T15:48:58","modified_gmt":"2014-10-28T05:48:58","slug":"sex-tech-101-technology-improving-sex-lives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/sex-tech-101-technology-improving-sex-lives\/","title":{"rendered":"Sex Tech 101: How Technology is Improving our Sex Lives"},"content":{"rendered":"

Technology is greatly<\/i> impacting our lives. Whether you think that impact is for the better, or worse, that\u2019s up to you\u2026 Either way, perhaps we can give you a silver technological lining with this sex tech 101. This edition of \u2018sexual university\u2019, for those of us with a thirst for sexual knowledge, is about how technology is improving our sex lives.
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\nTechnology TRULY IS improving our sex lives. Ever since the vibrator replaced the banana, technology has been a boon, however it has REALLY been ramping up lately via research and sex toys<\/a>. From cock rings to fleshlights<\/a>, technology is indeed upping our sex game.
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\nConsider the following ways that technology is improving our sex lives\u2026.<\/p>\n

#1 Way that Technology is Improving Our Sex Lives: Bill Gates\u2019 Condom<\/h2>\n

Bill Gates was a pioneer in bringing us the personal computer\u2014which led to the internet, which led to free porn\u2014but now he\u2019s gone a step further. Bill Gates, via the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, is now sponsoring a new form of technological research to improve our sex lives: the techno condom program. The techno condom, aka \u2018the graphene condom\u2019, is a project, still in the research phase, that is being hailed as the world\u2019s \u201cmost awesome\u201d condom. It will be the thinnest ever, and will provide the most<\/i> sensation ever known\u2026 for a condom.<\/p>\n

How can they do this, you ask? Simple: graphene is a substance that is a mere ATOM THICK. That\u2019s an atom away from that natural sensation, all the while still preventing unwanted pregnancies, HIV, the clap and other \u2018bothersome\u2019 STDs.<\/p>\n

Go Bill (and Melinda).<\/p>\n

#2 Way that Technology is Improving Our Sex Lives: Bluetooth Sex Toys<\/h2>\n

The Big Bang Theory had an episode where they said \u2018Bluetooth improves everything\u2019 (aka the \u2018Penny Blossom episode\u2019). I couldn\u2019t agree more. Specifically, I\u2019m talking about the addition of Bluetooth to vibrator<\/a> technology, which has turned a panty pleaser from a solo pastime to a two-person game.<\/p>\n

If you aren\u2019t familiar with the technology, Bluetooth vibrators allow you to pass the remote to your partner. Once they have the Bluetooth power, they can provide sexual stimulation from any where around the world.<\/p>\n

#3 Way that Technology is Improving Our Sex Lives: Tinder\/Grindr<\/h2>\n

OK, OK\u2014Tinder might not be improving our intimacy\u2014but it sure is making it easier than EVER to get laid. The gays spurred the movement with Grindr, then out came Tinder\u2014aka \u2018the straight<\/i> Grindr. You can now find out how far a horny person is from you in kilometres (Tinder) and FEET (Grindr).<\/p>\n

So\u2026thank the digital lords for technology. It\u2019s making boobs bigger, erections longer lasting, and horny people able to sexually connect over distances, as well as providing more pleasure during safe sex and sex on demand. What more would we ask?<\/p>\n

Hmm\u2026what more COULD we ask?
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\nSexy robots. We need sexy robots. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Technology is greatly impacting our lives. Whether you think that impact is for the better, or worse, that\u2019s up to you\u2026 Either way, perhaps we can give you a silver technological lining with this sex tech 101. This edition of \u2018sexual university\u2019, for those of us with a thirst for sexual knowledge, is about how … Continue reading Sex Tech 101: How Technology is Improving our Sex Lives<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=404"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":419,"href":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404\/revisions\/419"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}