{"id":483,"date":"2015-01-22T14:21:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-22T04:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/?p=483"},"modified":"2021-11-19T11:06:42","modified_gmt":"2021-11-19T01:06:42","slug":"5-super-scary-looking-sex-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/5-super-scary-looking-sex-toys\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Super Scary Looking Sex Toys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to the internet, we can now select sex toys from the sanctity of our own homes. What this does, however, is free up our inhibitions so we can gaze into the world of the weird. And sometimes it\u2019s like watching a car wreck\u2026 you can\u2019t help but look. From freakishly huge vibrators to weird leather bondage gear, our morbid fascination with scary-looking adult toys can truly run wild on the internet.<\/p>\n<p>To help feed your morbid sexual curiosity, we\u2019ve put together this list of the top five creepiest, scariest and most absurd adult toys on the net\u2026<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><b>1. Virgin Mary Dildo<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Sweet Jesus, this is one of the scariest sex toys for Catholics\u2026unless you\u2019re into guilt- and shame-ridden sex, which some are. While this Virgin Mary dildo might not be \u2018traditiona<a href=\"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/virgin-mary-dildo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-484 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/virgin-mary-dildo.jpg\" alt=\"virgin mary dildo\" width=\"144\" height=\"207\" \/><\/a>lly\u2019 scary, it is certain to give horny Christians the heebeejeebees. Hopefully we won\u2019t be seeing it in too many adult stores any time soon.<\/p>\n<p><b>2. The Foot Fetish<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Assured to inspire the side eye, the Foot Fetish sex toy is foot-shaped fleshlight-like product. It is all feet in the front\u2014and business in the back. As if a vagina built into two feet wasn\u2019t creepy enough, picture a guy rubbing these feet around his crotch. But hey, whatever floats your boat.<\/p>\n<p><b>3. Doc Johnson\u2019s Belladonna\u2019s Bitch Fist <\/b><\/p>\n<p>The name \u2018<a href=\"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/doc-johnson.htm\">Doc Johnson\u2019<\/a> seems innocuous enough, until you finish reading the title. The Belladonna\u2019s Bitch Fist is exactly what it sounds like\u2026a giant fist. For those with extremely over-sized cavities or who like to do hot-yoga-calibre stretches with their vagina (or back door)\u2014this is <i>the<\/i> toy for you. Wow. Just wow.<\/p>\n<p><b>4. Electrosex Wave Metal Dildo <\/b><\/p>\n<p>Yup\u2026electro dildo. When we saw this disturbing cattle-prod\/dildo lovechild we couldn\u2019t help but add it to the list. This electrified bad boy is a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/dildos.htm\">dildo<\/a> that sends mild (how mild?) electric shocks into the vagina. Hmm\u2026is that supposed to be a good thing?<\/p>\n<p><b>5. The King Dong <\/b><\/p>\n<p>The King Dong dildo is by far the most painful-looking addition to this list. Measuring a WHOPPING 15 inches long and 2+ inches wide, this monstrosity looks like something out of a sexual horror movie. This toy is rightfully labeled \u2018for novelty use only\u2019\u2026and thank god for that! Any woman willing to give this a try is far braver than I!<\/p>\n<p><b>\u20286. BONUS ITEM: The Artificial Hymen<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I felt that this final product needed an honourable mention\u2026the artificial hymen. Although not a traditional item in the sex toy category, the artificial hymen is certainly one of the creepiest sex toy products out there. Thanks to this product, you can relive all the joys of losing your virginity. Oh wait\u2026 it was not so great the first time around\u2014who would want to relive it?<\/p>\n<p><b>Ready, Set, Go?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>If you found this list entertaining, but would like something a little tamer to add to your own collection, hop on over to our <a href=\"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/\">adult store<\/a>, where you can find everything from vanilla soccer mum toys to seasoned veteran adult toys.<\/p>\n<p><em>by Jenifer Grant<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to the internet, we can now select sex toys from the sanctity of our own homes. What this does, however, is free up our inhibitions so we can gaze into the world of the weird. And sometimes it\u2019s like watching a car wreck\u2026 you can\u2019t help but look. From freakishly huge vibrators to weird &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/5-super-scary-looking-sex-toys\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">5 Super Scary Looking Sex Toys<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=483"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1527,"href":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483\/revisions\/1527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.femplay.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}