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John Holmes Moulded 12" UltaSkyn Dildo

John Holmes Moulded 12" UltaSkyn Dildo

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  1. Holy FUCK i still can't walk straight!!!
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    me and my husband have been married since we were 20... (highschool sweethearts) his dick is below average :( 5 inch thin as a stick...

    lately i have asked for a 3 some or gangbang so i can at least once experience a big dick... so instead he bought me this.

    at 1st i was scared, after a few drinks and heaps of lube i tried it... i fucking screamed and cried, but i forced it inside me

    weeks later i tried again by myself, and with some time and texting his friends being a slut i managed to get my pussy to stretch enough to take it all the way until i felt it hitting my internal organs haha! (and that was only 3/4 of it!!)

    now my husband regrets buying it, he hates it when he comes home and finds me naked, twerking on my john holmes.. titties bouncing screaming like a fucking whore all while snapchatting his friends..

    now he says my pussy is loose ahaha (pin dick) and he knows he can never satisfy me like my new toy does!!

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  2. Asshole Pleasure
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    It's been this way for years now; I dream all day about thick negro penises.
    At school or at work, or home on the bus after a hard day, I discretely finger my gash and rub my clit. I can't help it.
    The moment I get home I'm dropping my skirt, peeling off my sodden panties and retrieving my John Holmes dildos from my secret hiding space; two of them!
    In the shower I stick one to the wall to suck on, while I squat over and impale myself on the other.
    Some spit on that big velvety head is all I need to start lowering my hungry asshole onto that thick shaft.
    It stretches my ass so wide, filling my rectum to capacity, before pushing through my second sphincter and up into my colon.
    I take the full 11 inches with every slam onto it, desperately trying to deepthroat the massive cock hanging from the wall in front of me.
    I fantasise the whole time that I'm being gang fucked by african guys with massive black cocks.
    I run the shower the whole time in an attempt to muffle my moans, gags, and the distinctive sound of my asscheeks slapping onto those big rubber balls.
    I'm not sure it makes much of a difference; my room-mate often has a smirk on her face when I get out of the "shower".
    When I cum, I ram every inch of my asspipe onto that dong, and erupt with a fountain of squirt, my ass muscles convulsing around that shaft and pushing it out of me with an enormous creamy fart.
    I then suck and slurp the dildo clean, savouring the sexy flavour of my ass, slober, and gut mucous, that leaves a thick, clear slimy residue on the shaft, and a ring of foam in the groove under the head.
    This has been my afternoon routine for 18 months now.
    Please make the John Holmes UR3 dildo in chocolate brown, for all us BBC sluts!!


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  3. Grace
    When I first saw the John Holmes dildo I knew it was going to be big but still couldn't believe how big he was, I first used it on my own which I was surprised how real it felt and the suction cup sticks well to bathroom wall and floor tiles. Since then me and my partner have used it together and it has definitely added excitement to our sex life. It's definitely a toy I would recommend to have in any ladies collection just looking for that extra something, I also liked the bag it came with to keep it in.

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