I love the Clone-a-Willy it’s so much fun to make and to play with, especially if you have a man that goes away a fair bit for work and you want his exact size and shape to play with. My partner is ex-army and we used to make them up on a fairly regular basis when he was home. Black, Flesh and glow in the dark and I would still have a little (not so little) piece of him when he was deployed.

Even though he is no longer army he still goes away and recently when we made up a new one I thought about how it could be a little tricky for first timers, and thus brings you this little helper.

What you need to Clone-a-Willy

All you need is a hard-on, water and a little know how with a kinky attitude.

This is some serious fun in a tube but you need to make sure that you do everything right at the right time otherwise you may not have as much fun as you should have.

Now I don’t want to make it sound like cloning your or your partners willy is a hard (pun intended) thing to do, it’s not, you just have to not be too excited to get it done. So take your time and you will receive a fun dildo that is so life like that it’s that same shape and size as the penis you love and adore.

Don’t get yourself ready too quickly, get everything else ready first. Take out all the materials from the Clone-a-Willy kit including the instructions and actually read them. You may be able to do a lot of things without reading the instructions but this may not be one of them as there are a few things that you have to do in a certain order otherwise your willy may come up a bit short and if you want a real replica you don’t want it looking or being shorter than the real deal.

I suggest first getting whatever you are going to need to get yourself hard ready. If it’s porn, magazine, your partner a cam boy or girl whatever it is have it ready but DON’T start ‘getting ready’ just yet.

If you have any pubic hair I suggest that you trim it as much as you can around the penis as your hair will get stuck in the mixture and you will have to pull it off at the end and yes this will hurt and this is not the desired outcome for anyone. So if you can trim your pubes a little or a lot it would be beneficial.

For cleaning purposes I suggest not doing it over any carpet, rugs or clothing. Best to be on a tiled or easy to clean flooring area or if you have an old towel to use it would be ideal. For the silicone mixture I suggest using a disposable cup or bowl and spoon or paddle pop stick as it will be harder to try and clean it from a normal household bowl.

Trim your tube to the size required and be as true to yourself as you can be, don’t think that you have a 12” when you have an 8” you will waste the ingredients and again the outcome for your clone won’t be accurate and that’s what the Clone-a-Willy is all about. If you want to get something bigger then buy something bigger, you’re not going to be able to make your clone bigger than what you actually are. The fun comes from it being a replica of you, the size, the shape and even the throbbing veins.

Measure out your hot water and don’t make it too hot that you have to wait ages before it cools to the right temperature. Inside you receive a disposable temperature gauge/thermometer in the kit which will assist you achieving the perfect water temperature.

Now grab a bowl and make up your mixture and once its ready get yourself ready meaning get yourself nice and hard and big. The tricky part is you have to either be on an angle yourself or you have to have the tube on an angle and quickly insert your erect penis inside the tube with the mixture. You can also kneel down on the floor and lean to get the right positioning.

Now set your timer and wait, you will feel a bit kinky with the mixture around your hard-on. If you have someone with you, make sure they are still keeping you hard and aroused or if you’re alone you will have to do it with visual or mental kinkiness.

You may need to adjust yourself a little if you’re feeling the tube against your penis. Do this slowly by moving side to side. Once time is up slowly slide your penis out of the tube, it is a flexible mould so it won’t be too difficult.

Now it’s time to mix up the silicone mixture and then to pour it slowly into the tube, you don’t want any bubble so make sure you do pour it in slowly. Now is the hard part (pun intended again) the waiting 24 hours before you receive your final result. When the time is up, carefully pull out your clone and you will have a perfect copy of your willy.

If you have purchased a Clone-a-Willy with an included vibrator you will need a small piece of cardboard that will fit over the top of the tube. Cut a small X in it so that you can slide the vibrator easily but firmly into the X and be able to place it over the top of the tube once all the mixture has been made and job has been completed. Make sure that the battery compartment is the only part that is popping out for the best results.

Now you’re all done, let the fun times roll!